Contradictions in Neverland

May 28, 2012 • 42,432 notes • one-harrystyles

harrrysmammaries:

stripes-vans-and-a-baby-tarzan:

‘Can you guys do an Irish dance like Niall?’ x

Rebloging again. omfg.

but wtf is Niall doing

stripes-vans-and-a-baby-tarzan:

‘Can you guys do an Irish dance like Niall?’ x

Rebloging again. omfg.
but wtf is Niall doing

(via niallsredstilettos)

May 28, 2012 • 75,477 notes • onelifelefttolivetoforgive

laughingstation:

These are not chips.

They are crisps.

These are chips.

That is all.

we don’t care

#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

THIS IS A VEGETABLE

BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA

These are chips

and these are chips too

That is all.

who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

you win this round, canada.

Dying.

Dead.

OMFG

(via amariematheson)

May 28, 2012 • 33,908 notes • littlemissravenpuff

So...what now?: What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts

a-short-history-of-nothing:

I mean,

Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.

They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.

They live right by the kitchen.

Their head of house teaches herbology.

“Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.

Slytherins obviously do cocaine.

May 28, 2012 • 31,964 notes • tltty

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.

I believe that it is called an aubergine.

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM

In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

you used the wrong flag France

(via felicitate-me)

May 28, 2012 • 42,988 notes • batmansbutt

Pink Zebra Ninja Shoes

lord-kitschener:

r0bertbrowniejr:

Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.

She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink shoes too.”

Sam went to preschool and got several compliments on his new shoes. Not one kid said anything negative toward him about it.

However, my mom received about 20 comments on the photo from various family members saying how “wrong” it is and how “things like this will affect him socially” and, put most eloquently by my great aunt, “that shit will turn him gay.”

My mom then deleted the photo and told Sam that he can wear whatever he wants to preschool, that it’s his decision. If he wants to wear pink shoes, he can wear pink shoes.

Sam then explained to her that he didn’t like them because they were pink, he liked them because they were “made out of zebras” and zebras are his favorite animal :)

“Ninjas can wear pink shoes too.”

Best. Explanation. Ever.

(via amariematheson)

May 28, 2012 • 7,124 notes • tastefullyoffensive

didapirouetteatthetippitytop:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

“Tim Hortons next exit and every one after that.”

Accurate.

(via amariematheson)

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May 28, 2012 • 49 notes • baby-your-b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l

May 28, 2012 • 7 notes • stylessmyles

sammyjolikesass:

stylessmyles:

My best friend.

aka me.

May 28, 2012 • 52 notes • acciotruelove